The Mouse Files Re-Opened…
The Mouse Files have officially been re-opened.
This morning at approximately 10:21am CST a domestic North American office mouse (pictured below)
rudely barged into my office without asking. What followed next was one of the most intense stare downs between a mouse and a human being I have ever seen. It didn’t last long however. From the following photos, you will see that my intense glare was simply too much for the mouse. He literally fell over dead right there before my very eyes!
Do I have supernatural powers? No. I actually trapped the mouse with my foot up against the baseboard along the wall and suffocated him to death. It took about 5 minutes until he stopped struggling. I held him there for another minute or so after that just to make sure he was dead.
Time of death, approximately 10:35am CST. The mouse files have been officially re-closed (unless, this little mouse had friends).
PS. Ok, I’ll be honest, I felt a little bad for the little guy after it was all over.
You should have it stuffed and mounted so you can hang it on your wall… show off your mouse hunting/killing skills.
Thank you thank you thank you for bringing back you ridiculously funny stories! (and pictures)
I’d die too if I had to stare at your face for five minutes. Poor guy. Later.